Bell's in the Batfry

Bell's in the Batfry, episode 101

Sun, 21 Feb 2010 01:00:00 GMT

The Cross-Country trek begins in the Batfry RV from San Francisco!

A new Mr Whizzr'd episode!

And a few surprises!

Now that we're travelling around, let us know what town/city YOU'D like US to visit! Write to me at belltrek@gmail.com... let me know what city we should visit and what there is there that's interesting to see or do! Perhaps, to quote the Monkees, we "might-a come to your town"!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 100

Sun, 7 Feb 2010 08:23:00 GMT

The long awaited Episode 100! With the....NEW format?!

Art by Scott Clous http://greedradio.com

Bell's in the Batfry, episode 99

Mon, 7 Dec 2009 06:21:00 GMT

Did John Bell survive falling into the bottomless pit?

Will he survive surviving falling into the bottomless pit?

GUEST VOICE:

Maryann Curmi as the Admittance Nurse.

Oops, I guess that was a bit of a spoiler!

Illustration by Scott Clous http://www.clousfamily.com

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 98

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:34:00 GMT

The show starts with exclusive interviews with musical artists Ronnie Dunn and Carrie Underwood.

Arnie has a new invention....

And my sister, Marcia, drops in for a visit!!

The segment with my sister was recorded "live" in my home using a portable recorder. We adlibbed the entire visit, wandering around various rooms. Because of this, you'll hear my pet birds and our psycho cat...and how we worked them into the visit. By listening to my sister and me interacting, you'll get an idea of how my life was while growing up with her. Now, if only I could get my brother here at the same time... THAT would be a show!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 97

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 06:02:00 GMT

The War of the Planets... Sort of.

A special open by Jack and Shannon of http://sonicsociety.org!

Special guest stars! Destruction! Fun!

Illustration by Scott Clous http://www.clousfamily.com

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 96

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 04:45:00 GMT

The "reality show" featuring the Batfry gets under way!

Excerpts of the Harpo show!

The Vampire is a star!

And everything goes higgledy-piggledy... of course.

SPECIAL MATERIAL BY:

Kevin Cummings of Short Cummings Audio (http://shortcummingsaudio.com)

and Jeff Musick (the sheriff of the forums at http://thebatfry.com)!

Illustration by Scott Clous (http://clousfamily.com)

Opening theme music by Darren Lodwick

Bell's in the Batfry, Between the Podcasts Podcast for 95

Fri, 2 Oct 2009 23:00:00 GMT

Outtakes, bloopers, and general nonsense taken from episodes 93, 94, and 95! Featuring Clinton of Comedy4Cast, Miss Shmacklehiemer, The Love Ship Entertaniment director, Walt Snider, Perry Mason, and Scoop Cooper!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 95

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 03:09:00 GMT

How will the combination of a Parsec award AND a live vampire effect the show??

Will the Squirrel network get its claws into the podcast??

Will the vampire survive the episode???

GUEST VOICES:

Maryann Curmi

Jeff Musick

Cindy Taylor.

Special thanks to Dale Kesterson and Clinton of Comedy4Cast (http://comedy4cast.com) for doing an ACTUAL interview at the ACTUAL Dragon*Con where the ACTUAL Parsecs were awarded (Clinton has two of those suckers)!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 94

Tue, 8 Sep 2009 01:54:00 GMT

A REAL VAMPIRE!! Need I say more?

Yeah, probably.

Also the return of the Green Skunk, a visit by folks from Technorama, and a look at the new Squirrel TV network.

Also a VERY IMPORTANT message!!

EXTRA VOICES:

Cindy Taylor,

Jean Williams,

Dale Kesterson

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 93

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 04:51:00 GMT

The Batfry gang takes a vacation on a luxury cruise liner (more or less)! And EVERYBODY is along! Wheeeeeeeee!

Featuring the vocal and improvisational talents of (in order of appearance, more or less):

Cindy Taylor

Jean Williams

Jay Williams

Walt Snyder (http://korenewmedia.com)

Dale Kesterson

Artwork by Scott Clous (http://clousfamily.com)

Bell's in the Batfry, Between the Podcast Podcast for 92

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 18:24:00 GMT

Actual stuff I do on the RADIO!!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 92

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 03:13:00 GMT

A new Sherlock Holmes Adventure!

PLUS...a new show coming to the Squirrel TV Network!

A visit to the International Space Station!

And the return of Aunt Harriet and her new business!

Aunt Harriet's commercial written and performed by Becky Beach.

Ron comes courtesy of http://griddlecakes.com

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 91

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:16:00 GMT

We're not changing formats at episode 100!!

...........or are we....?

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 90

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 06:32:00 GMT

The Green Skunk gets the heave-ho!

Buying a car from GM!

Big news of yet ANOTHER superhero???

A new radio format!

HOSTAGE SITUATION!!!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 89

Mon, 1 Jun 2009 04:50:00 GMT

A new crimefighter hits the scene!

Mr. Whizzr'd teaches Tornado Safety!

An old book gets a new look!

And a possible visit by....who??

GUEST VOICES:

Wife in commercial..........Jean Williams

Jane................................Maryann Curmi

Bell's in the Batfry, Between the Podcast Podcast for Episode 88

Tue, 26 May 2009 18:58:00 GMT

Miss Shmacklehiemer outtakes!

Real radio commercials!

A new song you won't hear anywhere else!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 88

Mon, 18 May 2009 05:06:00 GMT

Mr. Whizzr'd meets Beth!

Miss Shmacklehiemer is arrested for MURDER!!

To save her, Brad, Arnie, and I become members of CSI!!!

Guest voice:

Dale Kesterson as The Motel Manager

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 87

Tue, 5 May 2009 05:48:00 GMT

The Return of Mr. Whizzr'd!!

Plus... a pig farmer discusses Swine Flu!

Arnie has a brand new invention!

And...more stuff

Featured voices:

Cindy Taylor, Maryanne Curmi, and Jean Williams

Fanart by Scott Clous!

Bell's in the Batfry, Between the Podcasts Podcast for Episode 86

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:00:00 GMT

The following are VITALLY IMPORANT links! Listen to the show to find out WHY!

joleneroxbury.com

Imagination Lane

(To hear Arnie and me in a cameo for the above folks, click HERE!)

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 86

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 05:58:00 GMT

The Cool Cat with Soul!

Not only is there a cat with my soul, but I interview a Toe Fungus doctor, a political pundit, and an agent from the most evil organization the world has ever known.

GUEST VOICES:

Cindy Taylor, Julie Williams,

and Maryanne Curmi as The Pet Store Lady.

Artwork by Scott Clous.

Opening music by Darin Lodwick.

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 85

Sun, 29 Mar 2009 06:10:00 GMT

Making a deal with.... THE DEVIL!

Special guest star: Julie Williams

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 84

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 03:00:00 GMT

The Batfry building has been dissolved...and now the gang is homeless!

Will anybody take us in??

Bell's in the Batfry, Between the Podcast Podcast for 83

Mon, 9 Feb 2009 01:41:00 GMT

Real Bloopers!

Real Commercials!

Real Excuses why episode 84 is late!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 83

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 04:11:00 GMT

Was that really me at the inauguration?

Two (count 'em, 2) new inventions!

One evil super-villain!

What MORE could you need?

...except maybe extra voices...

Cindy Taylor and Dale Kesterson!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 82

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 06:51:00 GMT

Politics! Introducing a bailout bill for CITIZENS!

Econonics! How to make money in the recession!

Begging! Mr. Whizzr'd attempts to get a pardon!

Automotivism! A look at the Vice President's vehicle!

Inventions! Arnie's new invention! Destined to change EVERYTHING!

Guest voices:

Bridgette Fanucchi as the lady in the bank in the commercial

Cindy Taylor

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 81

Wed, 24 Dec 2008 16:18:00 GMT

The Christmas Special! Starring... the COWLETS! They're baaaaack!

FEATURED VOICES:

Cindy Taylor and Jean Williams

This episode was partially hastily assembled at my sister's house... so, thanks Marcia!

The opening and closing music is "Berlin Mice March" from Music to Soothe the Savage Child. The un-mooed original version is available for FREE at http://clousfamily.com

Oh...and the masterful cowlet deliniation was created by Scott from Texas!! Isn't it CUUUTE?? (The cowlet...not Scott)

Happy Holidays!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 80

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 15:00:00 GMT

Put on your Fedora! Grab your whip!

You're about to take an ADVENTURE trip!

This is it...Waders of the Aust Lark! Excitement! Cliff-hangers! Really bad puns!

And... a record length. This sucker is 30 minutes!! Didn't PLAN it that way...it just happened! So set aside some good listening time!

GUEST VOICES:

Zac Ashmore and Walt Snider from the Kore New Media, at http://korenewmedia.com!

Cindy Taylor (who disavows ANY connection with ANY of the bad puns)

The illustration accompanying this episode is courtesy of Scott Clous (http://clousfamily.com) with lettering devised by Jeff Musick!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 79

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 07:05:00 GMT

The BIG ADVENTURE!!!

Globe-trotting exploits in search of an ancient relic!!

Hoo boy, what excitement!

Selection from "Attack of the Giant Iguanas" by Scott Clous (behind the "flashback"), used with permission. No, really. Hear more original music at www.clousfamily.com.

Bells in the Batfry, Between the Podcast Podcast, after episode 78

Sun, 9 Nov 2008 20:45:00 GMT

Outtakes!!

Actual commercials!

And an aircheck of an afternoon Halloween Radio Show! See if YOU can identify the SPECIAL GUEST VOICE!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 78

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 04:57:00 GMT

The semi-quasi Halloween Show! A haunted house! Gas price expert! An amazing return! Arnie comes up with a new invention! I attempt to recite "The Raven"!

Guest voices:

Cindy Taylor

Dale and Jim Kesterson

Go visit the forum at http://thebatfry.com!

Happy Halloween!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 77

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 23:01:00 GMT

Back into the studios for interviews with published authors! Plus... a malfunction leads to an excursion into.... pod noir!

Special guest voices: Cindy Taylor and Jean Williams

I also promised to admit grudgingly that the Hunter/Chef interview was based on an idea by Cindy Taylor. Okay, I said it. Happy?

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 76

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 08:06:00 GMT

Another "Radio Drama 101" class! (If you missed episode 25, "The Spectre Bride", you'll need a note from the office to attend.)

This time, we struggle thru another less-than-stellar radio drama from the golden age... "The Man in Black".

Take a deep breath... this could get ugly!

Bell's in the Batfry, Between the Podcasts Podcast for 75

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:17:00 GMT

As promised, I hereby present my "generic song on the radio" for anybody who wants to use it. Go ahead. Use it. I won't squawk. Have fun.

ALSO... wacky hijinks with bloopers and outtakes from Episode 74!

Wheeee

-----------------------JB

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 75

Mon, 1 Sep 2008 05:51:00 GMT

Labor day! A day to kick back, relax, and do absolutely nothing... in glorious solitude!

By the way... NOW I can proudly announce that the secret guest stars in Episode 74 were none other than Gregg Taylor and Clarissa Dernederlanden of Decoder Ring Theatre! Go quickly to http://decoderringtheatre.com and enjoy the adventures of the Red Panda...and so much MORE!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 74

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 05:12:00 GMT

Ahhh... working retail. What better way to get to know your fellow man?

Special guest voices:

Walt, Tiffany, and Hailey Snider
Dale Kesterson
Cindy Taylor
Jean Williams

And two SUPER special (and secret) guest stars!!!

Bell's in the Batfry, Between the Podcasts Podcast, after Episode 73

Tue, 5 Aug 2008 00:32:00 GMT

An alternate ending to episode 73 (or...how NOT to end a Podcast)!

Two REAL commercials!

One REAL "contest rules disclaimer"!

And...a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

Wheeeee

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 73

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:27:00 GMT

The ALL-INTERVIEW show!! Interesting guests, one at a time, tell their FASCINATING stories!

This show is dedicated to the great Bob and Ray!

Bell's in the Batfry Between the Podcast Podcast after Episode 72

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 02:16:00 GMT

This show contains the UNEDITED lines that Miss Shmacklehiemer sent me for the big finish of episode 72!

I also explain to those confused by the events of the last two shows why they shouldn't be confused...because confused was the intent, so if you're confused, you're not confused because...um... you shouldn't confuse confusion with being confused... ahhh... about.... confusion....

Oh, just listen.

----------------------JBELL

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 72

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 05:56:00 GMT

The big finale of the Losted Epic!

Will Bell, Brad, and Arnie escape the mysterious island?

Will the chicken press the doomsday-preventing button every 107 minutes?

And who ARE the masters of the island??

Bell's in the Batfry, Between the Podcast Podcast, between 71 and 72

Thu, 3 Jul 2008 17:56:00 GMT

A bit we couldn't work into episode 71... and a rare preview of episode 72!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 71

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 06:37:00 GMT

Finally...Season Four opens!! Who has survived the helicopter crash? How many movies and TV shows can we steal plots from? Is the cast permanently... LOSTED??

Its good to be back. Thanks for your patience!

Bell's in the Batfry, Between the Podcast Podcast, 70-71

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 20:43:00 GMT

Happy Friday the 13th!

This show has information about the logo contest, my hiatus, and a special feature on "luck"... appropriate for the day!

Enjoy!

-------------------------JOHN BELL

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 70

Tue, 13 May 2008 05:57:00 GMT

The BIG U.S.O. show!! Dedicated to all those in the U.S. Armed forces!

Special thanks to:

Mark L for the idea and the naval terms!

Tim Shea
Ailish (aka Sunny) Shea
Mark, the Encaffienated one
Scott from Texas
Kory Kulmann
Cindy Taylor
and Jean Williams

for contributing jokes, bits, voices, and music to the show!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 69

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 04:56:00 GMT

Things are back to "normal" at the Batfry. Brad gets a new client, the FBI is still looking for Mr. Whizzr'd, and Arnie comes up with a brand new invention!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 68 Between the Podcast Podcast

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:27:00 GMT

A deleted scene!

A peek at how I work with Becky Beach and Cindy Taylor!

Outtakes and bloopers!

And a big musical ending!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 68

Sat, 5 Apr 2008 22:43:00 GMT

The Great Cowlet Drive continues!!

Visit the forum at http://thebatfry.com!

Hear my interview at http://www.gigcast.nightgig.com Episode 135!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 67's Between the Podcasts Podcast

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 21:38:00 GMT

Actual honest-to-gosh real on-the-radio commercials that I've written and produced. Seriously. No, really.

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 67

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:30:00 GMT

A Cowlet cattle drive!!

A NEW Mr. Whizz'rd episode!

Plus....Part three of Jeff Musick's ALTERNATE UNIVERSE epic!

Bell's in the Batfry, Between Podcasts Podcast for Episode 66

Sun, 9 Mar 2008 06:25:00 GMT

Foolishness with Miss S... My brother Kelly... and the Karaoke version of "No Glasses To Break".

LISTEN TO EPISODE 66 FIRST!!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 66

Tue, 4 Mar 2008 05:44:00 GMT

A terrible accident leads to introspection, desperation, and flashbacks! Will Mr. Bell SURVIVE his ORDEAL???

Silly brain-dead me... I forgot to mention BECKY BEACH as Aunt Harriet in the end credits! What a maroon!!!

Please visit http://thebatfry.com and leave your comments!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 65

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 06:24:00 GMT

A political speech! An update on the search for the fugitive Mr. Whizz'rd! New commercials! Other strange stuff!

Please visit the forum and leave your comments:

http://thebatfry.com

Secrets Tolled for Episode 64

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:28:00 GMT

I had to edit the scene in Episode 64 when Mr. Whizzr'd meets the Plutonian receptionist. Now you can hear that scene in its entirety!

Also...Here are some actual Roto Rooter spots I produced for radio!

Please leave comments at http://thebatfry.com!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 64

Sun, 3 Feb 2008 05:31:00 GMT

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Mr. Whizzr'd returns with an amazing tale of his abduction by aliens!

Does Earth admit a mistake... or suffer total alien domination???

And even MORE laughs!

Miss Shmacklehiemer.....Cindy Taylor
Alien Receptionist... Dale Kesterson and Heather Jewel
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Bell's in the Batfry, between the podcasts for 63

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 21:46:00 GMT

After an explanation of what I'm trying to do, here... I play a deleted scene from episode 63... and I also have a bit that I did on the radio locally!

Please leave comments, suggestions, and questions at http://thebatfry.com

Go to the Forum, look under "Bell's in the Batfry" for "Bloopers 'n' Extras"

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 63

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:51:00 GMT

Mr. Whizzr'd returns to explain Sonar and Radar to Billy!

The premiere of the Bucky the Plucky Cowlet TV reality show!

And another foray into.... THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!!! Another listener-written brouhaha (which means you blame Jeff T. Musick and not ME)!!

PLEASE leave comments at http://thebatfry.com!
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Bell's in the Batfry, bloopers for episode 62

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 22:41:00 GMT

Miss Shmacklehiemer and Walt don't always have thier sessions go smoothly...

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 62

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:22:00 GMT

Our first show both at our new host address (libsyn.com) and from our new Batfry Building (the previous building having been incinerated in a recent episode).

In this episode, we explore our new digs.

Extra voices and material:

Aunt Harriet.... Becky Beach
Walt Snider.... Walt Snider
Miss Shmacklehiemer.... Cindy Taylor
And special Guest star...

Irving M. Snerdly..... Ron of Griddlecakes.com!!!

Please visit http://thebatfry.com for the complete story... plus the forums to discuss said story and other stuff.

Bloopers / Extras for episode 46

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 03:51:00 GMT

Arnie and the Kiddie Kamper Kid.... unedited!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 61

Thu, 20 Dec 2007 22:32:00 GMT

The Annual Christmas Special!

Odd acts... all performed in the rubble of what once was our Batfry building.

Special thanks to:
Celeste Wychopen
Cindy Taylor
Dale Kesterson and
Jean Williams!

The show caps off with the traditional telling of a Christmas story with me and Beth, the Kiddie Kamper girl.

This show is dedicated to my wife, Jean, who has been portraying Beth in my life since we were married on this date 33 years ago. To learn more, visit:

http://thebatfry.com and check the show notes in the forum!
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Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 60

Wed, 12 Dec 2007 19:26:00 GMT

The big six-oh!! We learn the truth about Rex! And a mysterious hero from a big city appears to save the day! Lots more information in the show notes at http://thebatfry.com.

This show is based on characters created by myself and my pal Jay Trapnell back around 1970. The whole sordid story is explained in the show notes at http://thebatfry.com.

DON'T READ THE SHOW NOTES UNTIL AFTER YOU'VE HEARD THE EPISODE!

Special guest voices:

Cindy Taylor as LaVerze
Dale Kesterson as the secretary

Some background music by Darrin Lodwick, including opening theme!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 59

Wed, 14 Nov 2007 19:17:00 GMT

We introduce our brand-new opening music!! Brad interviews for his old job! Arnie and a guest teach us how to nuke a turkey! A new neighbor drops in to say HI and share the bounty of his garden! Mr. Whizzr'd demonstrates how levers are important to one and all! And then... and then...

......things go a little awry....

Opening music by Darren Lodwick--copyright 2007 by Darren Lodwick.

A portion of this show was written by guest writer, Jeff T. Musick! (YES, that's how you spell it!)

Guest voices:
Becky Beach and Cindy Taylor

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 58

Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:09:00 GMT

Happy Halloween, everybody! Please...leave comments at the forum: http://thebatfry.com

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 57

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 18:01:00 GMT

Brad's Talent Agency...with open auditions! I invited a BUNCH of folks to come up with acts for Brad and send 'em in. So all the acts were devised by the people who's voices are on them! These include... Ron of Griddlecakes! http://griddlecakes.com The "awesome" Chuck Tomasi and Kreg Streppe from Technorama! http://www.chuckchat.com/technorama Clinton of Comedy 4 Cast! http://www.comedy4cast.com Justin Flores of KZSQ Radio! http://www.kzsqfm.com Cindy Taylor! Dale Kesterson! Heather Jewel! See if you can figure out who did what!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 56

Mon, 24 Sep 2007 17:55:00 GMT

What do you do when the show just isn't funny? And DON'T say, "and this is different, how?" Desperate times call for desperate measures!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 55

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 17:49:00 GMT

What will Brad's new job be?? Plus... an interview with a maker of phony money... Mr. Whizzr'd demonstrates chain reactions... A visit from Aunt Harriet... and more! Plus... Brad's new JOB!! Can YOU guess what it will be? More stuff at the forum: http://thebatfry.com

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 54

Thu, 2 Aug 2007 17:42:00 GMT

Brad barely survives the crash! An astronaut drops in for a nightcap! We tour the Kiddie Kamper facilities! Mr. Whizzr'd explains fission! And what about.... Brad's JOB?? KIDDIE KAMPER GIRLS: (in order of appearance) Jean Williams Heather Jewell Dale Kesterson Becky Beach

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 53

Mon, 23 Jul 2007 17:37:00 GMT

Brad is plummeting towards the earth in Arnie's commercial spaceship! Will Brad come thru and save the ship and all the passengers?? This is his big chance to be the HERO!! Yeah. Right. Don't forget to join the forum at http://thebatfry.com!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 52

Mon, 2 Jul 2007 17:33:00 GMT

Zom B. Jones' first sales call! Mr. Whizzr'd exacts revenge! Brad feels unwanted and QUITS! Arnie sends tourists into outer space!! And... a cliffhanger! AFTER you listen to the episode, you can go to http://www.profzounds.com/BIB_bloopers.html to hear a deleted scene! Join us at our forum... http://thebatfry.com! Thanks to the voice/improv talents of (in order of appearance) Dale Kesterson and Becky Beach!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 51

Mon, 18 Jun 2007 17:26:00 GMT

Mr. Whizzr'd returns with a look at scientific hobbies! We're introduced to a new soft drink! I interview somebody for a job! Plus, a special epilog.

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 50

Tue, 29 May 2007 17:20:00 GMT

The 50th episode!! I bring back old characters that haven't been heard from for a LONG time!! And, for the most part, there's a reason! Thanks to contributors: Becky Beach Cindy Taylor Dale Kesterson Jim Hingle Heather Jewell and Jean Williams! Visit the forum at http://thebatfry.com!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 49

Sun, 15 Apr 2007 17:11:00 GMT

I finally return to the Batfry... only Brad refused to believe that I'm not DEAD! Be sure to catch Arnie's bit announcement about the WHAT DOES ARNIE LOOK LIKE contest! Guest voices: Cindy Taylor, Jean Williams, and Dale Kesterson. And special guest voice: Maryann Curmi as the Shampoo Commercial announcer!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 48

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 17:06:00 GMT

Arnie, Miss Shmacklehiemer, and a tag-along travel to a very special place to search for the missing Mr. Bell. To where do they travel? Here's a hint: This episode was recorded LIVE in Disneyland! Join the Forum! thebatfry.com!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 47

Sat, 10 Mar 2007 18:01:00 GMT

I'm with the hobos...and we have to resort to desperate measures.... We get JOBS! The two evil lady conspiritors are Becky Beach and Dale Kesterson. The PA Announcer is Cindy Taylor. The music for the big finale was scored by www.cellarofrats.com!! You can hear the music track at www.profzounds.com/BIB_bloopers.html ENTER THE BIG "What does Arnie look like" contest!! Details at thebatfry.com!!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 46

Sun, 25 Feb 2007 17:55:00 GMT

Last time, as you recall, I had escaped the show to ride the rails with some hobos. Meanwhile, back at the Batfry, Arnie is trying to keep control of things. Also... Mr. Whizzr'd looks at hobbies! An old radio drama gets the Batfry treatment! We get an update on the "What does Arnie Look Like" contest! This episode was recorded in California, Oregon, and Kansas! The following provided improvised lines for this episode: Cindy Taylor..........Miss S Becky Beach...........Edwina McMahon, Hortense, and Tilda Dale Kesterson........Scoop Cooper Jean Williams.........Kiddie Kamper Cookie girl Thank you all for being creative enough for me to be lazy enough to not have to write you any lines! As always... post comments at http://thebatfry.com or write to me directly at profzounds@hotmail.com!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 45

Tue, 13 Feb 2007 17:47:00 GMT

John Bell bolts! Bell boards a boxcar and becomes a hobo! PLUS...FINALLY... details on how to enter the WHAT DOES ARNIE LOOK LIKE contest! And, if you listen carefully, you MAY just hear the prize--an electronic cowlet! This episode is a little different...so I'd REALLY appreciate comments at http://thebatfry.com! GUEST CAST: Jay Williams as "Perry Mason" Dale Kesterson as Scoop Cooper Plus.... a mystery cameo voice!!! OoooooeeeeeoooOOooo!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 44

Sun, 4 Feb 2007 17:43:00 GMT

Okay... I admit it. The "Three Little Pigs" bit was silly. I had hoped to have heard the LAST of it. But no.... Miss Shmacklehiemer insists that we should have done "Hansel and Gretel" instead. So SHE makes her OWN version of Hansel and Gretel. And then things just spiral out of control from there. THE CAST: Becky Beach as the Psychiatrist Cindy Taylor as Miss Shmacklehiemer Dale Kesterson and Jim Hingle as the couple on the Repair-a-rip commercial The Forum has been FIXED!!! No more SPAM!!! Please join our forum at http://thebatfry.com!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 43

Sun, 14 Jan 2007 17:35:00 GMT

An ANNOUNCEMENT of a BIG CONTEST!!! See how you can win a PRIZE!! We also introduce a new SUPERHERO feature!! And Mr. Whizzr'd returns!!! Plus... some unfinished business from the LAST episode!! If you got a few minutes and wanna hear some great storytelling, go to griddlecakes.com. If you happen to listen to the episode entitled, "The Griddlecakes Zone", you'll hear yours truly!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 42

Mon, 8 Jan 2007 17:25:00 GMT

We try out a new media technology: The Podcast DVD! Access chapters! Get special features! Hear commentary! This is the special test-marketing of the all-new Bell's in the Batfry Podcast DVD! Are YOU one of the lucky people who will get one in the mail? Of course not. I made the whole thing up. Haha! Gotcha!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 41

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 17:19:00 GMT

The Christmas Show! Another spectacular Christmas spectacular is planned...gee, let's hope things don't go awry. This episode features a FAMOUS GUEST STAR! No, really. REALLY! Special thanks to vocalists Dale Kesterson and Heather Jewell. Please visit http://thebatfry.com and leave comments (good and bad) on the forum! Also...be prepared to send a donation to the Fawn Park Project. The address is: 4531 Noeline Way Encino, CA 91436 More info on the Podcast! Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Kwality Kwaanza, and wacky winter solstice to you all!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 40

Sat, 16 Dec 2006 17:10:00 GMT

***CONTENT WARNING*** This is an audio diary of my Colonoscopy. I do NOT use graphic terms and I believe this is appropriate for all ages. However, because of the subject matter, you may want to listen to this episode BEFORE sharing it with your smaller children. If for no other reason, than to be ready to answer questions. So... enjoy my "coca-colanoscopy"! And if you're of the age, let this be an incentive to convince you to have YOURS done! Please share your comments on the forum at http://thebatfry.com!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 39

Tue, 5 Dec 2006 22:21:00 GMT

Brad makes a BIG sale for a podcast sponsor! The sponsor gets interviewed! Mr. Whizzr'd demonstrates hair growth formulas! Arnie brings in his girlfriend, Griselda; and his sister, Griselda! Things go awry!

After you listen to the episode, PLEASE join other listeners at our forum, located at http://thebatfry.com!!
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Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 38

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 17:05:00 GMT

An explanation why I haven't put out a podcast lately.

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 36

Tue, 24 Oct 2006 15:57:00 GMT

My adventures at the Podcast Expo in Ontario, California! You'll hear voices that belong to the following podcasts: http://www.griddlecakes.com http://www.typicalpcuser.com http://www.typicalmacuser.com http://www.immigrationtales.com http://www.poddog.ca http://www.truckertom.podcast.com http://www.elsiesyogakula.com Oh...and Miss Shmacklehiemer wormed her way into attending, too....

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 37

Mon, 16 Oct 2006 16:02:00 GMT

The Big One Year Anniversary Show! Here's how this episode came about: I contacted as many people as I could who have somehow contributed to this show over the year... plus some buddies and pals. I asked each of them to record random lines, reactions, and questions. I took all of these, added myself and some characters... and came up with the Anniversary Podcast. Some sent lines...some sent full-blown BITS! I used 'em all! I'm not going to tell you who's voices are who's. That's for YOU to figure out. I WILL however, list the appropriate websites for you to visit... in no particular order... griddlecakes.com typicalpcuser.com typicalmacuser.com immigrationtales.com chuckchat.com kevindevin.com vozhumana.vox.com/ forums.friendsintech.com friendsintech.com queststudios.com And thanks to all the individuals--those who have offered information, comedy, voices, direction, friendship, and support over the year. You'll see thier names listed in all the episodes that have run before this one. If you like the show, tell a friend. If you DON'T like the show...what the heck are you doing reading all this??? And PLEASE visit my forum at http://thebatfry.com! I never thought the show would last more than ten episodes. Thank YOU for listening. ---------------JOHN BELL

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 35

Tue, 26 Sep 2006 15:49:00 GMT

Where the heck IS everybody???

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 34

Mon, 4 Sep 2006 15:44:00 GMT

Our show starts with an interview with Walt Snider (www.waltsnider.com), the guy who set up our brand new forum (thebatfry.com). After that, I treat the gang to a camping trip at a local national park!! What could possibly be more fun than that? ...besides, perhaps, dental surgery?

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 33

Mon, 21 Aug 2006 15:36:00 GMT

I interview an oil executive who promised to be forthright about the current gasoline price situation. In the meantime... you need to write down the following addresses: thebatfry.com 5questions.net You'll find out WHY you wrote them down when you hear the show. Oh...in the credits I forgot to give thanks to my future-lawyer son for the expert legal advice he provided me. 'Preciate it, Jay.

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 32

Wed, 9 Aug 2006 15:30:00 GMT

First, my apolgies for getting this done so late. I was beset with problems in time, glitches, and laryngitis! But here's this episode, featuring: Arnie with watermelon! An arson investigator! A special ad for the hot weather! Mr. Whizzr'd demonstrating Pool Safety! A report on ComiCon! And... a Mens' Room CRISIS!! Join the forum! http://thebatfry.com

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 31

Thu, 20 Jul 2006 15:22:00 GMT

Season Three Opener! How did John Bell survive the hail of bullets?? Why is it taking so long for Arnie to drive his car??? What will happen when Herman-Zombie meets his wife???? Will you buy what's offered in the fake ad????? Will Mr. Whizzr'd have a GERM of an idea?????? Will Brad have another "Brad Moment" with disasterous results??????? And what of the seance, hmmmmmm???????? Join the forum! http://thebatfry.com

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 30

Mon, 10 Jul 2006 15:17:00 GMT

The reading (sniffle) of Aunt Harriet's will! Building the new, improved podcast studios! Mr. Whizzr'd celebrates the Fourth (belatedly)! A strange and unexpected visitor!! Destruction and Mayhem!! Its almost like...... naaaaaaa. Couldn't be... Or could it?

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 29

Sun, 2 Jul 2006 15:11:00 GMT

SEASON OPENER!! Last time as you recall (and if you don't you should listen again to the cheap and tawdry season closer), the BIB Building exploded, trapping all inside! Who will survive?? Who WON'T survive?? As always, send comments to profzounds@hotmail.com Its nice to be back. Thanks for sticking with me! John Bell

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 28

Fri, 19 May 2006 15:06:00 GMT

John Bell returns from vacation with some light entertainment to take your minds off the BIG overblown Hollywood summer blockbusters and cheap, tawdry, cliff-hanging TV season finales! Oh...and Mr. Whizzer'd experiments with bouyancy!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 27

Sat, 6 May 2006 15:02:00 GMT

Hilarious hijinx ensue when Arnie hears a conversation between Mr. Bell and Ron of Griddlecakes Radio and jumps to a conclusion! Is Mr. Bell going to California for a vacation, or does he have ulterior motives?? Find out in this thrill-packed episode. In color!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 26

Wed, 26 Apr 2006 14:55:00 GMT

Mr. Whizzr'd explains vaccums...and other stuff! Its Employee Evaluation time! I interview a member of the FTC! And you'll be humming along to the jingle of our product placement! Jeepers...what a show!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 25

Mon, 17 Apr 2006 13:49:00 GMT

The NBC Short Story radio series presents: "The Spectre Bride". With commentary by Brad, Arnie, and Myself. Any similarity between this episode and MST3K is purely plagiaristic. Visit the Forum! http://thebatfry.com

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 24

Fri, 14 Apr 2006 14:48:00 GMT

Arnie has a special invention for Easter... then, the ultimate battle! Raisins: Healthy Snack, or deadly menace?

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 23

Fri, 7 Apr 2006 14:42:00 GMT

Things start out so nicely! We have a Hollywood mover and shaker visit. We even sing the Happy Song. Then....... ...an unstoppable force pays a visit!!!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 22

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 15:36:00 GMT

Arnie invents a device to travel along the internet! Naturally, he goes looking for a breakfast of Griddlecakes! Should I even MENTION that things go awry! Plus, Mr. Whizzr'd explains electromagnetism! And a two minute alien invasion! Write this down: http://www.griddlecakes.com I'll explain WHY you need that in the show!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 21

Wed, 22 Mar 2006 15:29:00 GMT

MURDER!! The trial of the century!! Which cast member is bumped off?? Which cast member fries for the crime?? TUNE IN!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 20

Wed, 15 Mar 2006 15:22:00 GMT

Are those the ratings?? Ewwwww.... A change of FORMAT for the show?? Political talk?? Will it work??? Will people RUSH to hear it...or LIMBO under it??? Plus, a visit by the Commercial Debunker! Mr. Whizzr'd demonstrates the laws of probablility!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 19

Wed, 8 Mar 2006 15:15:00 GMT

Arnie and Brad shoot for a world record! I interview a professional interviewer! Mr. Whizzr'd demonstrates jet propulsion! Sy Lyloquy gives a movie review! Everybody gets a warning about what's REALLY in those oatmeal cookies!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 18

Wed, 1 Mar 2006 14:47:00 GMT

Arnie convinces the cast to join him in a space race... to the MOON! But on the way, we meet a Fantastic Force that makes things go awry! After we return to earth, there is an Fantastic Far-out occurrance which begins this Fantastic Farce. Will it be successful? Or will we end up flat on the Fantastic Floor?

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 17

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 14:40:00 GMT

Mardi Gras time at good ol' Bell's in the Batfry... as we cover an actual Mardi Gras PARADE! Throw me a moon pie!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 16

Wed, 15 Feb 2006 14:36:00 GMT

First... a short cartoon about our lawyer-hunting VP. Then the cast travels to LONDON to locate our one and only British listener! We learn to drive on the left, meet an authentic cockney flower girl, have a breakdown on the road, interview a local, listen to Mr. Whizzr'd demonstrate motion, and finally find our listener's London home! International excitement and adventure!

Bell's in the Batrry, Episode 15

Wed, 8 Feb 2006 14:29:00 GMT

"24....Minutes" My spoof of the Fox TV hit, "24". My BIG thanks to the cast, including: THREE podcaster cameos! Can YOU identify them? I'll tell you who they are... NEXT week! Otherwise, in order of appearance... Moronica Maxwell ------------------------- Dale Kesterson Dave ------------------------------------- Jim Hingle Stewardess, First Lady, Little Girl ------ Jean Williams Dim -------------------------------------- Cindy Taylor Current Romantic Interest (Lulu) --------- Becky Beach Cleo ------------------------------------- Heather Jewell And the rest of the cast was yours truly.

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 14

Wed, 25 Jan 2006 14:19:00 GMT

Batfry! --the Musical! Lord help us all.

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 13

Wed, 18 Jan 2006 14:13:00 GMT

Introducing the Professional Audience! A dog that recites "The Raven"! A visit from Homeland Security! Arnie installs "the clapper" for the microphone switch! Mr. Wizard really chokes Billy up! Another famous celebrity calls in!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 12

Wed, 11 Jan 2006 14:06:00 GMT

The search for a celebrity guest star continues! Arnie travels faster than the speed of light! Mr. Whizzr'd gives the Heimlich maneuver!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 11

Wed, 4 Jan 2006 13:59:00 GMT

The Great Guest Star Quest! Search for new opening theme music! Arnie and his laser! Begging Aunt Harriet for money! Mr. Wizard watches falling objects! The Talent Agent with potential cheap guests! Beth the Celebrity! All this, plus YOUR chance to split BIG BUCKS! Details on the podcast!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 10

Thu, 29 Dec 2005 13:50:00 GMT

Special landmark show! Clips from podcasts from last 50 years, including: Arnie's first appearance! Prof. Zounds' first appearance! How Mr W.hizzr'd met Billy! Willie Nelson joins the show! Pedestrian Signaller! The very FIRST podcast EVER!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 9

Thu, 22 Dec 2005 13:44:00 GMT

The Christmas show! Arnie's Seal nature film! Sy Liloquy goes to the movies! The Search for Tamarra continues! A caroler has lyrical problems! And I read "A Visit From St. Nicholas" to Beth!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 8

Wed, 14 Dec 2005 13:37:00 GMT

Santa's Elves! The podcast moves to network radio?!?! Star Talk! Shameless plugging of new PC games! Mr. Wizard demonstrates Acupuncture! And the brand new Soap Opera... Search for Tamarra! Next week...the big Christmas Extravaganza! Probably.

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 7

Wed, 30 Nov 2005 13:29:00 GMT

Famous cartoon voice artist! Audio Promotional Project for new PC game, "Al Emmo and the Lost Dutchman's Mine" (www.himalayastudios.com)! "I Like Cartoons" song, as heard on Dr. Demento! Mr. Whizzr'd demonstrates Cohesion/Adhesion! And MORE!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 6

Wed, 23 Nov 2005 13:21:00 GMT

The cast and crew of Bell's in the Batfry get together for a Thanksgiving Party! Plus...Mr. Whizzr'd discusses FLIGHT!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 5

Wed, 16 Nov 2005 13:16:00 GMT

Arnie's Army! 3D audio! Mr. Whizzr'd demonstrates the speeds of light and sound! EXCLUSIVE JAMES BROWN INTERVIEW! Sy Liloquy takes a trend apart! Riblet Rancher! And MORE!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 4

Fri, 11 Nov 2005 13:09:00 GMT

A time machine! Mr. Whizzr'd demonstrates physics! Sy Liloquy blasts iPod earbuds! TV Sweeps commercial! One tough detective on the job! And MORE!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 3

Thu, 3 Nov 2005 13:08:00 GMT

Extortion! Kidnapping! A shrink ray! All this, plus Mr. Whizzr'd and some new spoof commercials!

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 2

Wed, 19 Oct 2005 05:15:00 GMT

Inventor interview, Mr. Whizzr'd episode, Spoof commercial, famous stripper, and other assorted oddities.

Bell's in the Batfry, Episode 1

Fri, 14 Oct 2005 05:16:00 GMT

Comedy, satire, wacky music, odd interviews, and general mayhem!